Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...