You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...