The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
GIRL’S CONFESSION
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Change Toilet Paper?
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What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Help me…I’m hooked!
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Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
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Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
A question for Bill Clinton
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Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!