Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...