Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...