Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...