Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant