I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...