Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...