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A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...