Here’s your fee schedule
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Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The Boston taxi driver
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Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
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