I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...