You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...