New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...