Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...