The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...