What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...