What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Responses On the Bible
Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.