A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...