Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...