What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...