This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
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A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...