What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
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One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...