Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...