Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....