One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...