Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...