Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...