A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels10. “The Man Who Died of Old Age”9....
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
AOL addiction poem
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Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...