Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...