Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Must help the wife
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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Violin jokes
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Clinton Bumper Stickers
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Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...