There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Should have glasses
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Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Mice cubes!
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U of Berkeley Products
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The Procrastinator’s creed
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I have a keyboard error
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Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Three vampires go to a bar
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