believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...