The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...