I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...