Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...