Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....