Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...