Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....