Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
Throwing away garbage
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tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Computer used too long
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Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...