Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...