Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...