Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...