Half a year to live
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Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...