Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...