A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?