yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...