Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...