Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!