Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...